From: tony <tony@fliplab.com>
To: Daniel Gould <gouldeffect@attbi.com>
Date: Wednesday, August 14, 2002 9:43 PM
Subject: Diary of an Alarm Clock

Wednesday, August 14, 2002:

For a while I displayed the time in one-minute intervals, and then I 
made a loud noise.  The same stupid asshole as usual slapped me, and 
today his hand smelled like pussy.

etc.