From: Tony To: Daniel Gould Date: Monday, October 14, 2002 3:38 PM Subject: Re: invention generator Illustration from "The Book of Chicken and Dog."

Daniel Gould wrote:

Which is no match for my Dog-O-Fire-Chickens.

From: Tony > > Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:05:14 -0700 (PDT) > > To: Daniel Gould > > Subject: Re: invention generator

Their Man-O-War is no match for my Cat-O-Nine-Tails.

Daniel Gould wrote:

It was invented by the proud and victorious TarTar people, who are even as we speak approaching your doorstep by camel and wielding the dreaded Man-O-War.

From: Tony > >>> Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:59:19 -0700 (PDT) > >>> To: Daniel Gould > >>> Subject: Re: invention generator

Does tartar sauce cause tartar? They kind of look the same..Or is it maybe made out of tartar?

--- Daniel Gould wrote: tasty. i have some tartar sauce that would go well with that.

From: Tony > >>>>> Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:13:43 -0700 (PDT) > >>>>> To: Daniel Gould > >>>>> Subject: Re: invention generator

Apparently he went crazy and thought there was > a > >>>>> satellite beaming information into his head. > >>>> "Valis" > >>>>> is a thinly-veiled, somewhat fictionalized > >> account > >>>> of > >>>>> his near-psychotic condition. He is so vastly > >>>>> well-read and such an incredible writer that > his > >>>>> madness and his art combine to produce an > >>>> astonishing > >>>>> structure.