>From: tony <tony@catwave.net>
>To: <superstar@juicydelicious.com>
>Subject: pig suit
>Date: Tue, 06 Nov 2001 15:14:26 -0800
>
>    My invisible pig suit propping me a trifle more erect, I finish the KFC
>job application and realize the futility of coming here in the first place.
>I should have worn my chicken suit.
>    Outside, Mandy greens at me the way that she does when I'm undercover 
>and
>looking for work.  She's always about to cry, but never does, like that
>Stephen Wright joke about the chair.
>    I shake my head no, no.  She looks away, down, at the spread of her
>fingers on the trunk of the Datsun.  Her invisible Godiva suit props her a
>trifle less erect.
>    My ace in the hole is a myopic one, and he hasn't shot anything but tin
>cans since World War I.  But at least I've got one:  The Datsun has a
>B-Side.  That was the selling point.  I didn't mind about the suspension or
>the valves or the oil light that's always on because it's got Maggie May on
>the B-Side.
>    I flip it over and drop the needle over Mandy's surprised left 
>shoulder.
>    On the way out of the parking lot we pass "Uptown Girl," and sparks 
>shoot
>off the Datsun's hood.  Mandy smiles at me and I know that if it weren't 
>for
>the suits we would fuck right there in the car, spinning down Nimitz 
>powered
>by failure and quarts of apocryphal semen.


_________________________________________________________________
The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE*  
http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail