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> From: tony [mailto:tony@fliplab.com]
> Sent: Sunday, January 05, 2003 9:06 PM
> To: Glen Springwood
> Cc: dbratton@ese.washington.edu; gouldeffect@attbi.com; 
> ptoutonghi@hotmail.com; john@tigue.com
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> Um, I don't want to be a dark cloud on your project's horizon here, 
> but hasn't Howard Stern done the 'interview a stripper' thing about 
> fifteen thousand times? When flipping past his TV show, for example (I 
> never actually watch the piece of shit), I have only seen a few 
> episodes where he *wasn't* interviewing a stripper. Is there possibly 
> another topic you could address?
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> If you have to do it, here's how I would handle the question-answer 
> session: get her to vocally pretend that she's having sex, and ask her 
> only yes/no questions for which the answer is always 'yes.' So you 
> might say something like, "Was Spiro Agnew the economic advisor to 
> Richard Nixon during Nixon's presidency?" and the stripper, breathless 
> and moaning, would say, "Yes! Yes!" A bell would ring, and you'd 
> shout, "Correct!" Then you say, "Is water denser than ice?" she she 
> says, "Ooh, yeah, yeah.... oh yes, baby, yes!" Ding! Correct!
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> It doesn't really matter what you ask her, as long as the answer is 
> yes. Just get a chemistry textbook or something.
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> On Sunday, January 5, 2003, at 08:22 PM, Glen Springwood wrote:
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> hey guys,
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> i have an assignment for you. actually my producer has an assignment 
> for me. i have to go find a stripper to interview for my mock radio 
> show. i have no clue how i should approach this. actually that's no 
> true either. i just thought it would be more interesting to have you 
> guys describe what physical attributesÊyou look for, in a stripper, 
> besides your shwondola, and what questions you would ask them if you 
> were the host of a mock radio show asking a stripper questions about 
> her workplace. breasts. give me 10 questions.Ê
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> Glen Springwood
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